I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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