Soap is not a condiment
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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