so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
this boner is exhausting
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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