so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My feet surprised me
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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