i just wanna soil my oats bro
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
just found out that she named her cat after me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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