She is in my trunk
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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