I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You dont lie about slip and slides
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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