Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
