before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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