Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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