I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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