I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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