I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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