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Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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