Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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