Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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