I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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