shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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