He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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