We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I will be naked everywhere
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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