Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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