I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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