oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
