recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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