Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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