I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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