I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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