so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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