it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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