I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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