I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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