i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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