Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize