My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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