i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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