you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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