We won't sleep together?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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