Can i not drive my cunt home
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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