we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
wow bdsm is so cute
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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