we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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