I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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