i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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