so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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