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garbage dick
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you win
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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