Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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