Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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