Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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