VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We need to get me chipped asap
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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