Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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