I molested 6 butterflies tonight
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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