Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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