If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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