Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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